Love Risk Assessments

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I met a guy called John down the boozer the other day. He had some boring office job and among other things he told me he had to do the work risk assessments. John insisted this was very useful because being single he could also apply the risk assessment formula to his love life. So before embarking on affairs with any of the dolly birds at work, John did risk assessments on these women. He ruled out single women because there was too great a risk of them ending up wanting to get married to him. With married babes he’d work out the risk of them getting caught out by their husbands, who might proceed to beat him black and blue if they found out what he was doing with their missus. And he’d continue to figure out all the risks right down to the chances of catching the clap. In the end he told me illicit love always came out as too risky, so he just stuck to his drinking and was happy with it.

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2 thoughts on “Love Risk Assessments

  1. Fascinating start. But misguided conclusion from your John. I think he undervalued the act of random sex. Or he overestimated the chance of catching the clap on any given night. Or maybe he lives in the UK where the chance of clap is up and good sex is rare. Then he’s spot on.

  2. Thanks. I agree with you John drew the wrong conclusions. London where I live and I assume he does too is full of people from all over the world and it is possible to have great sex with a wide variety of partners…..

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